Naked man arrested on Rt. 16 after crash in Dover: NH police investigate
Shawn P. Weiner Sr., a 35-year-old Somersworth resident, was arrested on Sunday after fleeing the scene of a crash, naked and disrupting highway traffic, according to New Hampshire State Police.
About 3:15 p.m. police received several reports of a man causing an interruption to traffic on Route 16 in Dover. Multiple passing drivers reported that the man was naked and running or walking within the travel lanes of the Spaulding Turnpike, according to police.
Troopers quickly located Weiner and took him into custody with the assistance of officers from the Dover Police Department, police said. Weiner was transported to an area hospital for treatment of minor injuries sustained in the crash.
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Naked People Run Amok
Woman accused of locking naked partner on balcony, leading to him freezing to death, Japanese police say
A woman in Japan was arrested for allegedly locking her naked partner on their balcony for the night, leading to his death from the cold, police said Friday.
The 54-year-old was arrested on charges of assault and lethal confinement, police in southern Japan's Nagasaki region told the AFP news agency.
In February 2022, the woman "ordered the victim to get out on a balcony while he was naked, and confined him there," local official Masafumi Tanigawa said.
The next day police rushed to the scene after an emergency call, and the 49-year-old was found "nearly dead" in a room, Tanigawa said, adding he later died of hypothermia.
The temperature that night dropped to a low of 3.7 Celsius (38.66 Fahrenheit), the Mainichi daily reported.
The woman had earlier attacked her partner, who was her common-law husband, with a knife, leaving him with nose injuries that took two weeks to heal.
An autopsy revealed a cut wound on the man's nose, and police are investigating the possibility that the man was a victim of daily domestic violence, the Mainichi reported.
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A woman in Japan was arrested for allegedly locking her naked partner on their balcony for the night, leading to his death from the cold, police said Friday.
The 54-year-old was arrested on charges of assault and lethal confinement, police in southern Japan's Nagasaki region told the AFP news agency.
In February 2022, the woman "ordered the victim to get out on a balcony while he was naked, and confined him there," local official Masafumi Tanigawa said.
The next day police rushed to the scene after an emergency call, and the 49-year-old was found "nearly dead" in a room, Tanigawa said, adding he later died of hypothermia.
The temperature that night dropped to a low of 3.7 Celsius (38.66 Fahrenheit), the Mainichi daily reported.
The woman had earlier attacked her partner, who was her common-law husband, with a knife, leaving him with nose injuries that took two weeks to heal.
An autopsy revealed a cut wound on the man's nose, and police are investigating the possibility that the man was a victim of daily domestic violence, the Mainichi reported.
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Man arrested in Provo after entering restaurant naked, 'flexing muscles aggressively'
A man is facing charges after he allegedly walked into a restaurant naked and armed with a gun.
Ralph Laurent, 24, was arrested on two counts of lewdness involving a child, both class A misdemeanors; lewdness, a class B misdemeanor; and disorderly conduct, an infraction.
On Saturday, an officer with the Provo Police Department was dispatched on reports of a naked man inside of a restaurant.
One person told officers the man was "flexing muscles aggressively and following people."
Another person said the man had a gun.
Officers found the man, identified as Laurent, in the middle of South State Street, still naked.
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A man is facing charges after he allegedly walked into a restaurant naked and armed with a gun.
Ralph Laurent, 24, was arrested on two counts of lewdness involving a child, both class A misdemeanors; lewdness, a class B misdemeanor; and disorderly conduct, an infraction.
On Saturday, an officer with the Provo Police Department was dispatched on reports of a naked man inside of a restaurant.
One person told officers the man was "flexing muscles aggressively and following people."
Another person said the man had a gun.
Officers found the man, identified as Laurent, in the middle of South State Street, still naked.
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its redundant... whenEVER I go into a restaurant naked I am armed with a gun.China wrote: Mon Mar 31, 2025 1:27 pmMan arrested in Provo after entering restaurant naked, 'flexing muscles aggressively'
A man is facing charges after he allegedly walked into a restaurant naked and armed with a gun.
Ralph Laurent, 24, was arrested on two counts of lewdness involving a child, both class A misdemeanors; lewdness, a class B misdemeanor; and disorderly conduct, an infraction.
On Saturday, an officer with the Provo Police Department was dispatched on reports of a naked man inside of a restaurant.
One person told officers the man was "flexing muscles aggressively and following people."
Another person said the man had a gun.
Officers found the man, identified as Laurent, in the middle of South State Street, still naked.
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scratch that, replace with ... "armed with a howitzer"
Man who broke into home naked using tree branch arrested; investigators find drugs, $85K and guns at his home
A man accused of breaking into a St. Johns County home using a large branch is facing multiple charges after investigators uncovered pounds of drugs, multiple firearms and thousands in cash at his residence, the sheriff's office said Monday.
On April 15, St. Johns County deputies responded to a burglary in progress on Swallowtail Lane and discovered a naked man had used a large wooden branch to shatter glass on a back door, officials said.
The residents of the home hid in another bedroom and called 911.
Alejandro Barzaga, 44, was taken into custody by investigators, who later learned he lived nearby.
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A man accused of breaking into a St. Johns County home using a large branch is facing multiple charges after investigators uncovered pounds of drugs, multiple firearms and thousands in cash at his residence, the sheriff's office said Monday.
On April 15, St. Johns County deputies responded to a burglary in progress on Swallowtail Lane and discovered a naked man had used a large wooden branch to shatter glass on a back door, officials said.
The residents of the home hid in another bedroom and called 911.
Alejandro Barzaga, 44, was taken into custody by investigators, who later learned he lived nearby.
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Man charged after allegedly breaking into Lancaster County church while 'completely nude'
A Lancaster man is facing multiple charges after police say he burglarized a church while "completely nude," according to Lancaster Township Police.
Corey Calderwood, 34, was arrested on multiple charges including burglary, indecent exposure, possession of a controlled substance and drug paraphernalia following an incident on April 29.
Police say that officers responded to the 1000 block of E. King Street on reports of an active burglary around 11:36a.m.
Officials on scene located Calderwood who was seen breaking into the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints while "completely nude and under the influence of methamphetamine."
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A Lancaster man is facing multiple charges after police say he burglarized a church while "completely nude," according to Lancaster Township Police.
Corey Calderwood, 34, was arrested on multiple charges including burglary, indecent exposure, possession of a controlled substance and drug paraphernalia following an incident on April 29.
Police say that officers responded to the 1000 block of E. King Street on reports of an active burglary around 11:36a.m.
Officials on scene located Calderwood who was seen breaking into the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints while "completely nude and under the influence of methamphetamine."
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Police find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone
Slidell police responding to a call at a Lowe’s parking lot on Sunday evening reportedly found a naked man inside a display shed engaged in lewd behavior.
According to police, the call came in around 5 p.m. on May 11, 2025. A witness reported a naked male inside one of the store’s outdoor tool sheds, which are typically used to show customers various storage options for purchase.
Officers arrived at the scene and began searching the line of sheds on display. It wasn’t until the fourth or fifth shed that they located the suspect, lying on his back, pants around his ankles, using an open container of Vaseline and an electronic device while allegedly masturbating.
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Slidell police responding to a call at a Lowe’s parking lot on Sunday evening reportedly found a naked man inside a display shed engaged in lewd behavior.
According to police, the call came in around 5 p.m. on May 11, 2025. A witness reported a naked male inside one of the store’s outdoor tool sheds, which are typically used to show customers various storage options for purchase.
Officers arrived at the scene and began searching the line of sheds on display. It wasn’t until the fourth or fifth shed that they located the suspect, lying on his back, pants around his ankles, using an open container of Vaseline and an electronic device while allegedly masturbating.
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When you absolutely have to rub one out NOW!!China wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 10:26 amPolice find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone
Slidell police responding to a call at a Lowe’s parking lot on Sunday evening reportedly found a naked man inside a display shed engaged in lewd behavior.
According to police, the call came in around 5 p.m. on May 11, 2025. A witness reported a naked male inside one of the store’s outdoor tool sheds, which are typically used to show customers various storage options for purchase.
Officers arrived at the scene and began searching the line of sheds on display. It wasn’t until the fourth or fifth shed that they located the suspect, lying on his back, pants around his ankles, using an open container of Vaseline and an electronic device while allegedly masturbating.
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The essence of fascism is to make laws forbidding everything and then enforce them selectively against your enemies. -John LesCroart
The Sisko wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 11:49 amWhen you absolutely have to rub one out NOW!!China wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 10:26 amPolice find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone
Slidell police responding to a call at a Lowe’s parking lot on Sunday evening reportedly found a naked man inside a display shed engaged in lewd behavior.
According to police, the call came in around 5 p.m. on May 11, 2025. A witness reported a naked male inside one of the store’s outdoor tool sheds, which are typically used to show customers various storage options for purchase.
Officers arrived at the scene and began searching the line of sheds on display. It wasn’t until the fourth or fifth shed that they located the suspect, lying on his back, pants around his ankles, using an open container of Vaseline and an electronic device while allegedly masturbating.
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Naked Woman Banged On My Hotel Door At 4:30 a.m.—Then She Yanked The Fire Alarm
I stayed at the Viceroy DC in Logan Circle last week. I received a lovely suite upgrade – I really like the mid-century modern decor elements.
The bathrooms are large, beds comfortable, and my only room design complaint is that the corner of the bed protrudes out beyond the mattress. I always bang my shins on these bedframes whenever a hotel does this.
The staff at this hotel is exceptionally friendly. The biggest frustration with the stay wasn’t the property’s fault at all. One morning there was banging on my hotel room door at 4:30 a.m. A naked woman was demanding into my room!
I got up and went to the door and saw her through the peep hole. And I figured there were only 2 possibilities.
1. She was trying to escape a bad situation and needed help.
2. She was very very drunk and trying to get into the wrong room.
It was number 2. I offered her a robe (she wouldn’t take it) and wasn’t interested in help. So I went back into the room.
But…. she then proceeded to pull the fire alarm. And everyone piled out front of the hotel.
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I stayed at the Viceroy DC in Logan Circle last week. I received a lovely suite upgrade – I really like the mid-century modern decor elements.
The bathrooms are large, beds comfortable, and my only room design complaint is that the corner of the bed protrudes out beyond the mattress. I always bang my shins on these bedframes whenever a hotel does this.
The staff at this hotel is exceptionally friendly. The biggest frustration with the stay wasn’t the property’s fault at all. One morning there was banging on my hotel room door at 4:30 a.m. A naked woman was demanding into my room!
I got up and went to the door and saw her through the peep hole. And I figured there were only 2 possibilities.
1. She was trying to escape a bad situation and needed help.
2. She was very very drunk and trying to get into the wrong room.
It was number 2. I offered her a robe (she wouldn’t take it) and wasn’t interested in help. So I went back into the room.
But…. she then proceeded to pull the fire alarm. And everyone piled out front of the hotel.
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